The drawing for a new SC State Flag is ugly. UGLY!! 

Here comes 2021. Happy New Year!

I've decided to give up drinking beer. So I think I'll take my growler and start a jug band.

My 12-year-old son wants an iPhone for Christmas. I said, “I’m gonna get you a house phone.” He said, “What’s that?”

Hello this is the big pothole at Kilbourne and Devereaux, I need more of your cars to come into my pothole and visit me so you will get flat tires and your vehicle will all be screwed up and you will be ticked off. So come on by and visit, thank you.

This is my impression of South Carolina football: They’re not very good.

"For Halloween, I’m going to have the kids walk out of the back door, go to the front door, and give them some candy. Yeah."

"For Halloween, I’m going to have the kids walk out of the back door, go to the front door, and give them some candy. Yeah."

"For Halloween, I’m going to have the kids walk out of the back door, go to the front door, and give them some candy. Yeah."

"For Halloween, I’m going to have the kids walk out of the back door, go to the front door, and give them some candy. Yeah."