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A little storm humor

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The recent storm was scary for everyone. I kept myself occupied by writing funny sentences that I would like to share:

* We have waterfront property without paying additional taxes.

* This storm occurs every 1,000 years so we won’t live long enough to see the next one.

* I can buy the canoe that I always wanted and not pay dock fees.

* We can’t get any bills because there isn’t any mail delivery.

* Since we can’t drive, we are saving money on gas.

* We clearly understand how the holy people in Noah’s Ark felt. Empathy is a strong bond.

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* I won’t be able to go to Weight Watchers to be weighed, so I can eat whatever I want.

* We have time to see all 250 channels on cable TV.

* People who live in other states, who I don’t want to see, cannot visit me any time soon.

Ellie Fitz-Randolph

Tranquil Waters Way


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