When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More

When camping, don't do what Bryce does

It's time for Part Two of our critically acclaimed series on the do's and don'ts of camping. In this week's installment, we will attempt to answer such burning questions as, "How much water should you pack for a three-week camping trip?" "What do you do if it starts raining outside and your beagle, who is in the tent with you, develops really bad gas?" and "How are you going to answer all these questions when you're using the 'do' and 'don't' format?" Read More

How to be the best best man

Last weekend was my best friend's wedding. I was the best man. Well, co-best man. He also made his little brother one. You know, just in case I were to get sick. Or forget that his wedding was actually two weekends ago. Read More

Riding your bike to work is cyclopathic

Last Friday was "National Ride Your Bike to Work Day." So naturally, with the weather a perfect 84 degrees and a gentle spring breeze in the air, I hailed a rickshaw. Read More

A host is a host of course of course

I don't normally like to brag, but one time when I was 8 and I got a tapeworm, the doctor - who I have to say showed some real thoughtfulness in an otherwise awful situation - told me I was "the perfect host." Read More

Leave-a, Las Vegas!

Reading this column definitely a gamble

When gambling in Las Vegas, you should always make sure you understand the point of each game before playing. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a really awkward situation like I did at the craps table. Read More

Avoid high-priced hoes (and other handy landscaping tips)

Ah, spring is in the air. Not to mention all over my car. That's right, the ceremonial 2-inch-thick layer of pollen is upon us signaling the beginning of growing season. Which means it's time for you to get outside and do battle with Mother Nature in the form of yard work. Read More

Runaway train(ing)

When my wife got me a six-week triathlon training program for my birthday, I was so excited, I nearly wet my pants. (NOTE: In this particular instance "nearly" is pronounced "totally.") Read More

A chip off the old blockhead

Consider this an early Father's Day column. After all, if the past is any indication, I won't be on speaking terms with my dad come June. Read More

"YOU'RE HIRED!" (Is something you'll never hear if you follow these job interview tips)

So you finally got up the nerve to march into your boss's office and tell him you feel underappreciated and underpaid. Naturally, he was impressed by your assertiveness and candor, and promptly fired you. Read More

You are prequalified to read this column

With a recession looming, unemployment skyrocketing and more personal debt than Michael Jackson and General Motors put together, I decided what better time than the present to take on a huge monthly mortgage payment. Read More

Making (non)sense of the economy

This week, I open up the floor to you, the financially strapped reader, to ask any questions you might have regarding our country's toilet-bound economy. For instance, you might be wanting to know stuff such as, "When is this recession going to end?" and, "You're going to forward these questions to an actual financial planner, right?" We'll answer them all. Read More

Taking the madness out of March

If you are reading this before 12:20 p.m. March 19, 2009, let's get right to this week's topic: Successfully filling out your NCAA basketball bracket. (NOTE: If you are reading this after 12:20 p.m., please skip down to the portion of the column labeled "Part II.") Read More

WARNING: Content may not be suitable for adults

People often joke that my core audience is a bunch of 10-year-olds. I think they say this for two reasons: Read More

Bird (legs) on a wire

If there's one thing I hate worse than spiders, it's teamwork. Actually, it's people who don't use their turn signals. Followed by that Verizon guy. But after those things, it's definitely teamwork. My main reason being - and here I'm quoting my late grandfather, who always had a profound way of looking at life - "most people are idiots." Read More

25 things you may not know (or want to know) about me

For years I've written this column and never really let you "in." Sure I've talked about my bed-wetting as a child, my subsequent awkward exchanges with women as an teenager and the six restraining orders Joey Lawrence has against me. But let's be honest, I've never fully let my guard down. Read More

Slow and steady wins 1335th place

They say it's an accomplishment to simply finish a marathon. Luckily they don't say anything about whether or not you needed a piggy back ride from your wife for the last six miles. Read More

This one's for all (three of) his fans

One of the best parts about this job is the relationships I've been able to form with some of my readers over the years. Naturally, I do this via the most intimate way possible: e-mail. I mean, I'm not an idiot here. Think about it: If these people enjoy my sense of humor, odds are they aren't rowing with both oars in the water, if you catch my drift. Read More

Mastering another tongue (oh, grow up)

(oh, grow up)

I've never been very good at picking up foreign languages. True story: I took Spanish for four years in high school and always thought, "Tengo que hacer un cuarto de baño en mis pantalones," meant, "Where are your bathrooms, please?" But just last week, I learned - and keep in mind this is after two vacations to Cancun and roughly 7,000 trips to the Mexican restaurant near my house, where I always thought I was showing off to the wait staff - it actually means, "I need to make a bathroom in my pants." Read More

Blah, blah, blog

Over the years, newspapers always have found new and creative ways to connect with their readers. First there were newspapers. Then there was the Internet. And now we have ... my brand-new blog. Read More

I, Bryce Donovan, do solemnly swear I'm an idiot

Caught up in inauguration fever on Tuesday, I couldn't help but show my patriotism by dressing up as the Statue of Liberty while standing on the side of Savannah Highway and waving at passing motorists. In doing so, I hope I reminded the citizens of this great country two very important things: Read More