Thursday, March 11, 2010

I'll never forget the first time I ate at a Japanese steak house. Mainly because it ended with me and my parents being asked to leave because I wouldn't stop shrieking after the chef set the vegetables on fire. But I've come a long way since my 30th birthday party, and on Monday, as I wal...

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Bridges may be recipient

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

For those who aren't aware, this week's issue of Preview is the last one ever.

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Thursday, Feb. 25, 2010

The first thing people usually say when you tell them you're pregnant is, "Congratulations!"

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Thursday, Feb. 18, 2010

Very few bonds are stronger than the one between a man and his dog.

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Thursday, Feb. 11, 2010

Much like a presidential election or me brushing my teeth, the Winter Olympics is an event that happens only once every four years. But when it finally does, for two magical weeks, it captures the imagination of every boy, girl, man and woman across the nation. Mainly because all their favorite shows are on hiatus and there's nothing else on TV. But still, it forces us as a nation to come together, swelling with pride as we rally around one unifying interest: Rooting against the French.

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Thursday, Feb. 4, 2010

Being a guy isn't easy. Sure there's the freedom to scratch yourself in public or belch the alphabet at the dinner table (naturally, pausing to laugh when you get to the letter "p"), but it isn't all swear words and noogies.

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Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010

We got a plus sign. Or maybe it was two dots. Or three cherries. You know what, I don't really remember. The point is, the pregnancy test said we're having a baby. I'll wait while you grab a chair.

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Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010

I've always dreamed of climbing Mount Everest. Mainly because I thought I might actually get decent cell reception up there. (I have AT&T.)

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Thursday, Jan. 14, 2010

The similarities are amazing. Big beak, middle-of-the-pack IQ, total disregard for grossing others out while cleaning ourselves in public, the list goes on.

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Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010

People often ask me, "Bryce, how did you get so funny?" (Forget for a moment that those people typically are related to me.)(And being sarcastic.)

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Thursday, Dec. 31, 2009

I remember it vividly. The year was 2000. I was watching "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" and playing Pokemon with Elian Gonzalez while riding my Razor scooter around Broward County anxiously waiting the results of the presidential election (I think some dude named Chad ended up winning).

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Thursday, Dec. 24, 2009

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house were annoying relatives.

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Thursday, Dec. 17, 2009

In the past year and a half, I have gotten married, bought a house and taken the trip of a lifetime. All of which got me thinking: "Are my best poop jokes behind me?" I hate to say it, but I think the answer might be yes. Which means my worst fear has come true: I'm an adult now. How do I know?

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Thursday, Dec. 10, 2009

This past weekend, my dad and I went to visit my grandmother in Macon, Ga. (It's motto: "Macon you wish you lived somewhere else.") This is something the two of us do every year, by which I mean the last time we visited Grandma, she was 58.

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