Man reports food vandalism

jrico (anonymous) says...

I know I shouldn't, but...LMAO

September 26, 2008 at 1:18 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

sig (anonymous) says...

What's up with this? Maybe some steak and eggs the next time!

September 26, 2008 at 5:44 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

olroofer (anonymous) says...

Childish college "kids"... They need to be saving that food, because they don't, and won't be getting a high paying job with the market the way it is. They will probably be calling me for a labor job.

September 26, 2008 at 6:37 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

LutherVanderhorst (anonymous) says...

Oh, and there was a headless corpse. I forgot to mention the headless corpse.

September 26, 2008 at 6:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

skeeter (anonymous) says...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

September 26, 2008 at 6:44 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

abitskeptical (anonymous) says...

CB-with all of the other c-rap we read about, this provided some comic relief...even though it does show that some people do need to get a life...

I'm almost ashamed to admit that it caused a spontaneous eruption of laughter so early in the morning...

I'm sure if it had happened to me/my house it wouldn't seem funny at all...

I must say though, I hope the shrimp weren't fresh...what a waste.

September 26, 2008 at 6:44 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

wonderdog (anonymous) says...

FOUR POUNDS OF SHRIMP????? The perps must be fairly well off financially........

September 26, 2008 at 7:05 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

captivated (anonymous) says...

Now there's a story I can sink my teeth into! Coldbeer, you should be writing books or short stories. You are missing out on a lot of money, man.

September 26, 2008 at 7:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

DoaMM (anonymous) says...

CB wrote:
"I called Charlie."

Dude, that was hilarious! But I thought FOR SURE that you were going to slide a "Sorry Charlie" or "Chicken of the Sea" reference in there somewhere!

Well, you know these kids have to find another form of prank since two kids (I think it was 2) have been shot and killed recently in this country for "egging" a house.

Damn humorless people...takin' the fun out of being a kid!

September 26, 2008 at 7:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

CB, get in the damn corner...lmao

September 26, 2008 at 9:01 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

CB sed: "As I slowed at a red light, I noticed a noodle on the passenger floorboard of the Nova."

You owe me a dollar and a cup of ice for this statement...

September 26, 2008 at 9:11 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

RTC (anonymous) says...

They went from shrimp to ramen noodles? That is a definite sign that hard times are ahead.
Not just shrimp, mind you, but 4lbs.! Did they actually weigh the shrimp?
Can you imagine keeping them in an evidence locker at the police station. The person in charge of the evidence room would be getting some strange looks.
Heads on or off?

September 26, 2008 at 9:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Lovely_One (anonymous) says...

I must admit that I had a belly chuckle when I read this story. We live in a world full of idiots and one (or more) decided to visit this man's house twice! And they wasted some perfectly good shrimp and ramen. In the famous words of Al Bundy, "Damn Vandals!"

And ColdBeer, that was funny as hell!!!! Well, not that I think hell is funny or anything....oh...nevermind!

September 26, 2008 at 9:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

I also wonder...why was someone screaming at the sight of Ramen noodles? Do they need to go on Maury for their phobias?? I'm just curious...

4lbs of shrimp? Someone has money to throw away, huh? All they needed was some butter and some alfredo sauce and take away the high blood pressure pack (noodle flavoring) and they could have made do with a good pasta dish. But I digress.

September 26, 2008 at 9:21 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

RTC (anonymous) says...

I hope they used imported shrimp, damn them!

September 26, 2008 at 9:30 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

forget (anonymous) says...

If I have 4 lbs of shrimp, they aren't going on someones house. 4 lbs. of shrimp just screams for some batter and cocktail sauce.
They can keep the noodles, though my daughter can eat them 5 times a week.

September 26, 2008 at 9:31 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

RTC (anonymous) says...

Tammie, someone was screaming, because they saw their meal get thrown on the guy's door. I just thought I'd clear that up for you, babycakes, okay?

September 26, 2008 at 9:38 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

SCHoser (anonymous) says...

This is good stuff! lol-CB stop it! My side is hurtin' enuff already! Glad to see everyone has their sense of humor this morning, with everything else going to pot this is definitely a refreshing story.

September 26, 2008 at 9:57 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

Lmao @ RTC!!!

September 26, 2008 at 10:04 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

grannyofseven_2 (anonymous) says...

Ok! Now that a pt was mentioned we can get to work we have the noodles, the shrimp. Now all we need is a little garlic, sauteed onions a bit of butter and some cream. And I can make us some noodles covered in shrimp cream sauce

September 26, 2008 at 10:43 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

grannyofseven_2 (anonymous) says...

pt= pot sorry about that

September 26, 2008 at 10:44 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

Damn, now I'm hungry. Lol

September 26, 2008 at 10:51 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

CB, please stop, I am sitting at my desk rolling...lmao

September 26, 2008 at 11:08 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

coolfreaknbeans (anonymous) says...

Were the Ramen noodles shrimp flavored?I think I would scream if someone wasted four pounds of shrimp.

September 26, 2008 at 11:10 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

DoaMM (anonymous) says...

Next installment, CB! Do the next installment!!

I can't wait...the suspense is killing me!

lol...

September 26, 2008 at 11:15 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

"The money was fake, but the dice were real. South Carolina law is, after all, South Carolina law."

LMAO!!!

September 26, 2008 at 11:33 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Girleygirl (anonymous) says...

OMG

Newt's Spaghetti Monster did this!!!!

And in her famous words "ramen"

I'm mad now because I'm hungry! lol

September 26, 2008 at 11:35 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

I'm done...lmao

September 26, 2008 at 11:43 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Girleygirl (anonymous) says...

CB- you got a lot of time on your hands my dear...I almost fell out "it rubs the lotion on the skin."

You are too damn funny!!!!

September 26, 2008 at 11:45 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

grannyofseven_2 (anonymous) says...

I still think CB is a writer of novels hmm is Pat Conroy in town (one of my favorite authors)

September 26, 2008 at 11:52 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

grannyofseven_2 (anonymous) says...

have a good weekend CB

September 26, 2008 at 11:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Girleygirl (anonymous) says...

That's good CB....you can rub the lotion on the wife skin!

September 26, 2008 at 11:57 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Tammie (anonymous) says...

Lmao @ Girley!!

Enjoy your weekend, wife, and the weather CB!

September 26, 2008 at 12:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

ironhorse (anonymous) says...

"I thought that a buttery palm could be interesting, but I quickly pushed that thought from my mind"

Hilarious...who would've thought he would inject spankerbuns into the story.

September 26, 2008 at 12:27 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

MBass151 (anonymous) says...

Like the article wasn't funny enough - CB you take the cake, you've had me laughing all morning.

September 26, 2008 at 12:42 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

bpwnz (anonymous) says...

Someone probably beat me to this. But I sure hope it was local shrimp.

September 26, 2008 at 2:27 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )