Woman accused in bloody break-in

Posted by CedarPosts on June 13, 2008 at 1:21 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Hummmm.... this ought to bring out some interesting comments.

Posted by SuzieQJones on June 13, 2008 at 2:34 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Can you say ding-a-ling???

Posted by ForPnC on June 13, 2008 at 3:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

What did she want to do? Pee in their pool?

Posted by WSM on June 13, 2008 at 4:11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

C-R-A-Z-Y. But...let's not be judgmental. Why should she be denied the use of a pool? Isn't it her right? Can't Congress give her and other aquatically-deprived Americans community pools or pool vouchers? Shouldn't every desire to swim count? I think the ACLU should represent her after the party in the Taliban cave is over!

Posted by ForPnC on June 13, 2008 at 6:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Coldbeer - I've GOT to meet you one day. You're a fricking riot!

Posted by wonderdog on June 13, 2008 at 7:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Good grief......she wrote the same stuff on the walls as the Manson crazies did.

Posted by kma71 on June 13, 2008 at 7:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Maybe she ran out of pads! Just a thought.

It's a good thing she didn't have a B B pistol on her!!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 7:24 a.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBeer, you are awful. Lol

I gather her elevator really DOESN'T go all the way to the top...

Posted by dustym59 on June 13, 2008 at 7:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

wsm...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...how long u knowed about the cave?

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 7:56 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Someone is going to come on here saying that they know this woman and that she had some problems with her job (probably just got laid off or her hours got cut back) and the costs of everything (blah...blah...blah) going up, and that the woman wanted to swim to "ease her mind after dealing with soooo much". Then they'll proceed to tell us all we are a bunch of sick people who act like we "probably never had problems" and tell us all "to quit being so judgmental", etc..etc.. Then, we'll crack on their azz too.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 8:06 a.m. (Suggest removal)

raregar67 your getting as bad as Early LOL
cold beer its too early in the mornig to start this i just took my pills LOL
and i also had first thought of Manson maybe she is a love grandchild of his

Posted by soul2soul on June 13, 2008 at 8:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Shame on those neighbors for not letting this psychopath use THEIR swimming pool! What is this world coming to?

Posted by candygirl on June 13, 2008 at 8:19 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Her excuse is "she forgot to take her Xanax"

Posted by JohnS on June 13, 2008 at 8:23 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Heartless neighbors. Should have let her use the pool.

Posted by eyfigueroa on June 13, 2008 at 8:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"I LOVE YOU COLDBEER!"

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 8:38 a.m. (Suggest removal)

wonderdog and granny , we were thinking the same thing.
Manson is doing outreach ministry from prison.
Rumor has it that she is JohnQ's illegitimate daughter.
Both are off their meds.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 8:40 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I hope she doesnt ask to use my swing

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 8:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

OMG, Coldbeer, you are trip!! LMAO!!! And I"m happy for you that you were able to type the word "hoop-la". That is exciting!!

Posted by petiedog on June 13, 2008 at 8:44 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Guidance. That is what this woman needs. I have a friend, Walter, who has had great results with people just like her. After a few counseling sessions and a few beers, this woman will be the fine ,upstanding, model of the American Citizen she was born to be. There will not be any blood smearing, breaking in, trashing of the home, crap like that. This young lady would be a blood cleaning, window repairing, staightening up whirwind. Yes sir. A model of the American Citizen. You would see her volunteering at the school crosswalk, helping old people across the street, climbing trees to get kittens down, and giving free puppies to anyone who wants one.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 8:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

OMG!!!!! ColdBeer ROFLMAO!!!!

Posted by Nonsense on June 13, 2008 at 8:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBeer - you are better than those guys on Comedy Central! LMAO!!!!

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 8:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

CB, Please wait until I go get a Depends before you post anymore comments, okay?
BTW- whatever did you have in your coffee this morning?

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 8:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBeer...please stop!!! LMAO! Granny, if she had a swing, maybe this woman wouldn't be wound up so tight!

Posted by chozen24 on June 13, 2008 at 8:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I think that she should have spent more time watching CSI than Helter Skelter. Had she done this, she would have known better than to leave DNA at the crime scene…sometimes you feel like a nut!

Posted by kma71 on June 13, 2008 at 9 a.m. (Suggest removal)

So I have a question for all of us that are at work right now. Do you think our bosses have a clue how much time we spend commenting on these articles?

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:02 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by NCHeat on June 13, 2008 at 8:50 a.m.

"THIS POOR CHILD IS NOT A CRIMINAL, MERELY MISUNDERSTOOD. SHE IS ONE OF THE LESSER KNOWN MEMBERS OF THE "EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER" TEAM. THEY WERE SECRETLY FILMING ONE OF THEIR NEXT EPISODES. I HEAR THAT BLOOD RED IS THE HOT NEW COLOR THIS SEASON..."

LMAO!! I dont want a makeover like that!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 9:04 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Early she could be a vulcan her ears look a bit pointed or she could be a fairy did anyone check for wings

Posted by ln1959 on June 13, 2008 at 9:04 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Someone please help me up..ColdBeer your off the chain this morning...ROFLMAO

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:08 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Wow...this is the first article in a looooooooong time that we all agree on...and we're having a good time doing it!!

kma...today is Friday, my boss is nursing a hangover from last night. She probably doesnt know what day it is, nor does she care.

Posted by Weeeee on June 13, 2008 at 9:11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

She was just expressing her artsy side. You can't fault her for that. Art is life people. heh

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:12 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny... A VULCAN?? Lmao!! She looks like a smart car with the front door open with those ears!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 9:15 a.m. (Suggest removal)

hey Tammie if i didnt know better i would think we worked for the same boss mine isnt in today yesterday was her birthday
i may not have spelled it right but she may be Mr. Spocks daughter you know from star trek. but you may be too young to remeber that one

Posted by kma71 on June 13, 2008 at 9:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie, I'm nursing one hell of a hangover too!! I'm not sure how it happened!

ColdBeer--How much time do you think your employees waste on here? Assuming they have internet access.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:19 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Palmetto, I have a luxurious lake in my back yard. You can swim and catch a nice seafood dinner! Lol

Granny, my boss doesnt need a special occasion to get twisted. You can get drunk smelling her on Friday mornings. And Granny, you know I am NOT young! I remember Star Trek! Lol

Posted by Yeah_I_said_it on June 13, 2008 at 9:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

White people commit some of the craziest crimes. I mean, who else thinks of getting back at a neighbor for not allowing them to take a swim by trashing their house and smearing blood on their walls? Me, personally, I would have run a hose into the living room and let 'er rip! Tit for tat; water for water. But that's just me!

Posted by oldglory on June 13, 2008 at 9:25 a.m. (Suggest removal)

raregar67, you are a trip! I've noted your counseling services before, but details really make it.

And ol' CB didn't disappoint.

And darned if they didn't set off the rest of ya! Your reactions to the clowns were especially humorous.

So glad I was late with my coffee this a.m. The laughs made the coffee last a long, long time :)

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 9:27 a.m. (Suggest removal)

kma71 I got a wading pool. if you dont mind sharing with the dogs who use it too cool off

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 9:32 a.m. (Suggest removal)

if my boss was here she would be putting her two cents in.
and, since today is soooooooo very slow with no clients calling for temps. I am just here to answer phones today
just to answer your question kma71. maybe a client will cal and need about 20 temps

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 9:34 a.m. (Suggest removal)

She does resemble Squeaky Fromme. Did that crazy woman ever have children after she got out of prison?
I sure as heck hope not.
Baby Squeakies running around?

Posted by 10216340 on June 13, 2008 at 9:43 a.m. (Suggest removal)

ColdBear ~ ROTFL.....we need to keep your post on this one for the archives. I can then pull it up every once in awhile when I need a good laugh.

All ~ hilarious posts on a Friday morning.....can't stop laughing.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:43 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lol@ Eyes

Allwoman, I'm sorry, I am in a differnt office today! 26 steps! Lol I cant be the voice of reason, I am laughing too hard.

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 9:45 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Eyes_N_Skies belongs to this woman's club.
If someone has their eyes in the skies does that mean they are rolling back in their head?
Dude, are you keys stuck or do your fingers stutter?

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lol @ RTC

Allwoman, I'm sorry but girl, I am over here ROLLING man.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 9:54 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I'd cheer for ColdBeer. Then if we all met, me and allwoman would watch y'all drink the adult beverages and we'd drink momtini's. Cranberry juice and Sprite with a pineapple slice and a cherry in it.

Posted by forget on June 13, 2008 at 9:56 a.m. (Suggest removal)

She was getting her work ready for Spoleto. An abstract artist.....

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 9:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Hey CB, I got contacted about a comment I posted one time, because they said it had intrigued a reporter. I read the comment and couldn't see anything "intriguing" about it.
They don't answer me if I e-mail them, so I'm not answering them either.
I wish they would put a place where people could cite their reasons for wanting a comment removed instead of just a box to flag it.
Seems to me like they remove some comments for no apparent reason, and let others just stay there.
They have a policy against threats and harassment, yet some people do this on a regular babsis and nothing is ever done.
I can't figure out their reasoning on this.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 9:59 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Aww, Early, quit picking on the poor little itty bitty tittied vulcan fairy. Obviously she has issues. I think she is just misunderstood, and is terribly lonely. There probably are not too many of her kind around here. I think she desperatey needs a hug. A big hug. Maybe even a group hug. Come on, ya'll, whadya say???

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10 a.m. (Suggest removal)

its only 10 am and we have 72 comments this is going to be one hell of day friends

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:02 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lucy said...:"Aww, Early, quit picking on the poor little itty bitty tittied vulcan fairy."

I'm so done.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10:05 a.m. (Suggest removal)

i dont drink and i am not going to have a baby can i still have one of those momtinis they sound so good i dont smoke either (god does that make me boring)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:07 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Allwoman and Palmetto, when I go out with my girlfriends, I drink those, in a martini glass. Sometimes I get a frozen "Mamarita". Some bartenders are nice and I dont have to pay for them since I'm preggie. Plus you get free refills! Lol

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:09 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny,
Yes, it is, but at least it's gonna be a long day with lots of laughs and smiles!!! We are all on a roll this morning!!

Tammie and Allwoman, I'll share the Momtini with ya'll. (Only cause I can't drink with the meds i take, darnit!!)

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny,
I don't drink or smoke either, and I can promise you I am NOT boring. And judging you by your "swing", boring isn't an adjective I'd use to describe you either!!!! :)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:14 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny, you don't drink but you know you are alright with me! Lol Looking at that chick is creeping me out.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10:16 a.m. (Suggest removal)

man i actually had to get up and do some work

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Early, please stop! Lol

Although...she looks like she'd eat her young...

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

OMG, Early!!! Quit picking on that poor thing!! You just don't understand her. ( well, maybe you do, but still!!)

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie, does her kind reproduce? Maybe its the man of her species that does that, since Nick Millimeterpeter may have problems in that area.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:29 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lucy, who knows if she can reproduce? Her and "Nick" may have to go at it like animals. Perish the thought. Yuck.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

ewwwwwwww! Now that's just gross, huh?? Early, maybe you should help her out.

Posted by Weeeee on June 13, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

C

muahahaha

Posted by dmwallac on June 13, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

LOL Cold Beer may be responsible for lot's of women getting pregnant. ~did I Say that?~

Posted by eyfigueroa on June 13, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Coldbeer: stop it! you are killing me today!

it would be hilarious if we all would meet up. We would all be surprised by what we look like.

except for Tammie and Allwoman. We already know how they look.

Glowing! ;-)

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

do we really want her to reproduce??????? even if Early is the father

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

meet up hell we might see each other everyday (except for me I live 45 miles from charleston ) and dont even know it.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Oh Gee, Early, what a shame!!! But as long as you are not related to the millipeter family, I guess its all good! ;)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 10:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I can tell you this...Cold Beer IS the reason I'm pregnant.

DAMN YOU RED STRIPE!

Posted by eyfigueroa on June 13, 2008 at 10:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Early: D - file a patent :-)

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 10:55 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Allwomen and Tammie and anyone who remebers last week
I went to see my First great grandson he looks like my grandson and he was 3 weeks premuture but he wieghed 6lbs 5ozs they still have him in nicu tillhis lungs are stronger but he is a doll just wanted you to know and great granddaughter is due next month

Posted by Pratt07 on June 13, 2008 at 10:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

You guys are nuts today...LOL ColdBeer, I needed that laugh.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 10:59 a.m. (Suggest removal)

~gasp~ Tammie!!! Coldbeer!!!! Wow!!! I'm at a loss for words, which is a very rare occurance!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny, I am glad the little one is doing good. I hope you and the rest of the family are doing well also.

Newt, I was thinking the same thing. Eerie.

Eyfig, that glow you think you'd see on me would be sweat also, me being almost 6 feet tall, I am closer to the sun therefore, it beats the mess out of me. Lol

I probably DO see most of you everyday, who knows!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:05 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Hey, thanks alot, Thomas1776. You better watch which women you call psychotic!! Pregancy hormones and those dreaded PMS hormones might be raging pretty strong today!!

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 11:06 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Early is only 12 yrs. old, remember? He can only relate to itty bitty ones.
NCHeat, I agree about the drinks. I'm pretty sure JohnQ would put arsenic in ours, and Eyes wouldn't be able to pour any because his fingers stutter.
Ya'll hold down the fort, 'cause I gotta go meet hubby for lunch and pay bills dammit.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:08 a.m. (Suggest removal)

~pregnancy~ sorry!!

Congrats to you, Granny! Hope all is well with Mom and Baby.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 11:08 a.m. (Suggest removal)

wow got someone a job today well one more off the unemployment list

Posted by CHRISJIII on June 13, 2008 at 11:09 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Sounds like they'll need a padded cell for this one!!!!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:14 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Allwoman,
Don't worry. Your husband will be fine. He will learn to tune those out in time, if he hasn't already! I had two children, and you better believe he learned the warning signs very quickly!! Now I've got him trained. Every month he looks at the calendar and makes sure the house is stocked with Reeses!!

Hey!! That's it!! That's what her problem was!! Not only was she dealing with Nick Millipeter, and feeling terribly insecure about the itty bitty titty thing, SHE WAS OUT OF REESES!!! Now, don't ya'll feel terrible??? Early, how bout that hug?

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11:24 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lol@ Lucy

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Awww, I'm sorry, Allwoman!!! :) I have some in my desk at work. I have some on my dresser at home. I have some in the pantry. I would share with you. ( And I don't normally share my Reeses with ANYONE!!)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Reeses pie is the way to go allwoman. *thunbs up*

Although, methinks I am going to DQ tonight to get a tropical blizzard...

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Wow Early! I'm liking the heavy breathing!! You better quit that!

Coldbeer, your talent astounds me!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:32 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Goodness, JohnQ. Lighten up! It's Friday, and some of us have had a very long week. You sound way too serious.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Allwoman,
I'm glad you found some. Mmmmmm, aren't they scrumptious???

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11:37 a.m. (Suggest removal)

**Damn, I can't spell thumbs. Lol

Lucy, check my 756 am post, I knew someone was gonna say something! Lol

JohnQ, it's Friday! Have some fun man!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:41 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie, you are a wise woman!! (do you need Reeses too, or are you good? Maybe JohnQ needs some!)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11:45 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lucy, I need a frosty right now. Think I might dash across the street to Wendy's and get one.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 11:47 a.m. (Suggest removal)

you were right on with that one Tammie

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 11:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie,
Enjoy your Frosty! I'm gonna have a grilled chicken ceasar salad. Gotta be somewhat healthy. Swimsuit weather, ya know.
Hey, did we chase the guys off?? Sorry boys!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 11:54 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Lucy, a frosty is healthy. In my world it is. Lol But your salad sounds yummy! Lol

Posted by katrenavantassle on June 13, 2008 at 11:55 a.m. (Suggest removal)

This woman is definately a mental case...and really could be bi-polar (the nowadays word for CrazyasHe**) and she also has ODD (oppositional defiance disorder) because she did all this when her neighbors told her NO, SHE COULDN'T USE THEIR POOL.
I have a pool in my backyard, and NO she cant use mine either. I don't invite anyone other than my family in my pool. It is too much liability.
Someone tell her that she can swim in Lake Moultry at SHORT STAY.
http://www.charleston.net/news/2007/sep/...
...tell her to hurry and go now while she still has blood left. She does resemble Wynona Ryder...funny...wonder if she is also a shoplifter?

Posted by ln1959 on June 13, 2008 at 11:56 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Its almost lunch time and you fools are still at it..I finally made it off the floor from laughing and messed around and read one of Early posting..now I weak.. Can not stop laughing...One hell of a Friday the 13th.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I am the only one here and cant leave the office so i eat at my desk but right now i have a craving for pesnuts in my pepsi must be y'all talking about the reeses
also this makes my da go faster thanks

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 12:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie, I'd trade my salad for your Frosty in a heartbeat if I could, but unfortunately, no sugar for me. Except Reeses. And that's for health reasons! (For everyone around me. that is!!)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 12:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by Early on June 13, 2008 at 11:52 a.m.

"I've scene cold beer before, he wears plaid shorts, well I call them ball huggers, wears white socks with sandals, one sock higher than the other, uses Brylcreem and has a nerd pouch in his pocket, smells like high Karate and wears black horn-rim glasses and talks with a lisp!
Great Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love ya man!"

Early, that was awful...although that is how my neighbor looks...lmao!!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 12:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Early, I thought your nutsbedraggin. Not sure Granny wants those!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 12:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Doesn't she look kinda like Andy Kaufman??

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 12:29 p.m. (Suggest removal)

nope dont think i do i will take the good old planters penuts but thanks for the offer Early

Posted by ln1959 on June 13, 2008 at 12:30 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Coldbeer..Of course take it apart. Got to know what makes it work. I love electronics. Got shock a few times, but that didn't stop anything.

Now putting it back together maybe a problem ha ha ha

Posted by petiedog on June 13, 2008 at 12:35 p.m. (Suggest removal)

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I want to swim in your pool,
and if you don't let me I'll break in your house, trash the place, and smear blood on the walls.

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 12:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm going to go on a limb and help this woman out. I am going to purchase a self help kit for her so she can calm down.

She looks like a pokemon. Her name is Pickapool and her majic is her bloody hands.

Coldbeer you are hilarious!!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 12:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Oh, Coldbeer. You had me at the High Karate. But I just can't stand Old English. And Oxy Clean might help with those... um... stains. Give it a try. :)

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 12:38 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm taking Coldbeer to Maury

YOU ARE MY BABY'S DADDY!!!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 12:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lmao @ Girley and petie...y'all are awful!!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 12:46 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Why don't we *pool* (pun intended) our money together and get s this women a nice 6' by 10'pool so sh ewont go breaking into her neighbors house again. poor thing she looks like she needs some sun and sitting in a wadding pool will do it .
But you know she is pale and she used blood to get her message accross ok i am being weird her but maybe has vampire tendency oh well thats what being alone in the office can do sometimes back to reading Harry Potter LOL

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 12:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

It is so boring here I am not even getting emails from our corporate office sheeesshhh. guess I will bring out my laptop and play a game

Posted by granny2 on June 13, 2008 at 12:59 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Dam Early the way you described ColdBeer, he sounds like my husband. Is that you dear (coldbeer)?????????

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 1:03 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Pickapool!! OMG, girleygirl, that is toooo funny!!!
Just between us, it was the High Karate Coldbeer was wearing that got to you, wasn't it?? :)

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 1:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Before I forget, to all the dads and dads-to-be and the single moms who double as dad...

Happy Father's Day!

May cold beer not get you like it got me. Lol

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 1:10 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Tripsa, that's cold...lol

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 1:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Coldbeer walking around looking like Howard the Duck.....who told you that crap was cute!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 1:20 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Tripsa ROFLMAOAPMP ok need the depends now

Posted by eyfigueroa on June 13, 2008 at 1:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Gracias Tammie!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 1:31 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Usted es da la bienvenida bastante, eyfigueroa. No, I am not biligual. freetranslation.com. I couldnt remember what You're welcome meant in spanish. Lol

Girley, for a trillionth time this week, please stop!! I am so sick of laughing at you!!

**I'm not, but I didnt put on a Poise pad and I dont have a change of "draws"...lmao

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 1:32 p.m. (Suggest removal)

YEP-NC

We all know black people can't swim and the pool is there for decorations and she was trying to ruin it. :>)

Posted by granny2 on June 13, 2008 at 1:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I heard that the neighbor would not let her go swiming because it was that time of the month and she did not want blood in the pool.

Posted by PonyTail on June 13, 2008 at 1:35 p.m. (Suggest removal)

You missed the it was a frame job. Her neighbors wanted her gone so they got her blood and facked the whole thing.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 1:46 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by NCHeat on June 13, 2008 at 1:44 p.m.

"Granny, Arthur is old news, this little hobbit looking vampire with tiny titties it HOT."

I am at my desk in tears from laughing so hard.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 1:57 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I am rolling over here NC...

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:01 p.m. (Suggest removal)

well two more off unemployment got to catch up the reading here you guys are just to funnu

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 2:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

NC, i need more tissues!! Am seriously LMAO!!!!! OMG, the comment with the slip n slide was too dam funny!!!

Posted by beth1070 on June 13, 2008 at 2:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

You all have made me laugh today...thanks! Rough day at work so I really needed a chuckle. Not to mention the fact that when we all laugh together over crazy stories like this, it makes for a nice break in the tension when we are all at each other's throats over opposing political and moral issues.

Happy Friday everyone.

Posted by GeecheeBoi84 on June 13, 2008 at 2:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lmao... naw, but for real... I'm interested as to where the blood ORIGINATED from, hah! I would've told the police not to even worry about arresting her if they'd just allow me to beat her ass!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:15 p.m. (Suggest removal)

i know we are all having a great time here and god forgive me for this but i just went over to CNNfor a sec and read this story http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/13/mans...
payback is a bi**h

Posted by Larz13 on June 13, 2008 at 2:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I bet the place now smells like an old tuna sandwich.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:22 p.m. (Suggest removal)

i do have a job for pool cleaners and painters but they have to have a backround check and drug screen . think she will pass, also she has to fill out an I-9 and i have to do e-verify LOL

Posted by riddiksgirl on June 13, 2008 at 2:24 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I asked to borrow my neighbors wii... (she's my sister), she told me no. Hmm.....

Posted by Larz13 on June 13, 2008 at 2:29 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I wonder if she has a handicapped placard...

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:33 p.m. (Suggest removal)

she might be one of Bill Murrays affairs

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 2:38 p.m. (Suggest removal)

SHE's a warlock and needed the blood for battle with all of the people against Pickapools. Once the blood reaches the water it will transform into moles.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:40 p.m. (Suggest removal)

NCHeat unless her papers are in order i can t hire her sorry ineed my job too i am ony 7 years from retirement and cant afford the fines

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 2:50 p.m. (Suggest removal)

OMG, NC!!!! You are killing me!! Tripsa, I hope I didn't chase Early off with my comment about his "little problem". My bad

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 2:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

oh i said she could use my pool its a wading pool the dogs use it to cool off i am sure they wont mind her using it too

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 2:54 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The other people in my office are looking at me like I have lost my mind! Please, NC, mercy!! No more with the slip and slide!!

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 3 p.m. (Suggest removal)

slip and slide sounds like fun wonder if it is just as much fun as two on a john deer tractor

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 3 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm laughing because NC calls her "Sweet thing"..lmao

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 3:06 p.m. (Suggest removal)

LOL
slip and glide through he blood...

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 3:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I agree with you Tammie!! That "sweet thang" is just hilarious!!
Granny- just how much fun is two on a John Deere?

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 3:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

well lets just say plowing the fields at night was a breeze

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 3:22 p.m. (Suggest removal)

You go, Granny!!!! Never tried it on a John Deere myself.

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 3:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Two pools of chocolate??? ~groan~ Really NC, you are too much!!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 3:30 p.m. (Suggest removal)

NC, I am through with you for the week. Lol

Posted by ForPnC on June 13, 2008 at 3:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)

This is great! I was the third comment this morning. I come home and there are over 200 comments and not a single one of them are serious.

ROFLMFAO!

Sitting here drinking an ice cold bottle of MGD. The weekend is here!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 3:41 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Sweet thing...lmao OMG, everytime someone says that or I hear that song, I am going to crack up!

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 3:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)

PnC, come on, this story is hilarious. Between Sweet thing, Pickapools, I am through.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 3:45 p.m. (Suggest removal)

yes I have and its true

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 3:49 p.m. (Suggest removal)

MGD??? What is that?

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 3:50 p.m. (Suggest removal)

damn i still have another hour before i can go home

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 3:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Lucy, I think Miller Genuine Draft. Lol

Posted by ForPnC on June 13, 2008 at 3:56 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Tammie - It IS hilarious! That's why I was laughing my f_ing a_s off! LOL!

Lucy_Fan - It's Miller Genuine Draft. A great beer! Want one?

Posted by eyfigueroa on June 13, 2008 at 3:59 p.m. (Suggest removal)

If Hollywood had you guys as writers I'd watch t.v. more often.

Posted by grannyofsix on June 13, 2008 at 4 p.m. (Suggest removal)

by the way NCHeat i am on on the weekends too. But if i dont see anything intresting or anyof the regulars in here i dont comment

Posted by Girleygirl on June 13, 2008 at 4 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Happy Father's day!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 4:01 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Oh! Thanks, Tammie. That stuff is nasty! It tastes like p*ss!

Granny, I hear ya. One more hour for me too. And I have to do it again tomorrow. Only for a half a day, though :}

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 4:13 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Granny, on weekends, I stay as far away from my computer room as possible. I catch up on my shows I TiVo'd for the week. I thought you'd be testing out your toys on the weekend? ;-)

JohnQ, leave tripsa alone!! We're having a lighthearted discussion! Watch out or we'll put Sweet Thing on you!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 4:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Yeah, JohnQ. We are just enjoying ourselves. You should try it sometime.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 4:29 p.m. (Suggest removal)

LOol@ allwoman..you are a mess!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 4:33 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Allwoman, don't forget Early's accurate description of both Coldbeer and Pickapool's boyfriend!

(note that I am not saying Coldbeer is anything like Nick Millimeterpeter!!)

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 4:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)

ForPnC- no, thanks anyway. I'm not that fond of it's particular taste. I prefer Michelob Ultra, or Coors Light if I have to. But that was really sweet of you to offer to share!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 13, 2008 at 4:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Almost quitting time. I hope you all have a safe and wonderful weekend. I must say, this has made this day go alot better!!! And to all the Dad's - Happy Fathers Day.

Posted by Tammie on June 13, 2008 at 4:47 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm out too. Everyone, have a great weekend and thanks for the laughs.

Sweet Thing...lmao

Posted by MsPiggy on June 13, 2008 at 5:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

200+ comments??? Is this serious??! Oh my gosh! hahahahaha........................

See, everybody can get along on here once in a while. ;-)

Posted by CedarPosts on June 13, 2008 at 5:51 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Man do I know a good story or what? I knew this thing would grow legs but 244 coments? There are not even that many words in the story. I hope the P&C adds some more facts at some point.

Posted by luvmydogs59 on June 13, 2008 at 6:15 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I want to thank one and all for giving me some of the best laughs I've had in a while...and I'm happy to be laughing, since I've been doing a bit of crying lately due to some personal issues. Damn, does it feel good to laugh!!!

Posted by RTC on June 13, 2008 at 8:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Yeah, Happy Father's Day to all the dads, except JohnQ.
You have a Fleet enema, because you sure need one.

Posted by Time4action on June 13, 2008 at 8:51 p.m. (Suggest removal)

gosh!! Coldbeer, with imigination like that you must be a great lover!!! Too bad you are married. Just my luck!

Posted by ThinkAboutThis on June 13, 2008 at 9:11 p.m. (Suggest removal)

IOP then this lady has the Atlantic in her backyard- too bad she didn't go there for a dive to chill out-

Where the heck did she get the blood from that she used to wreck the neighbor's house- freaky!!

Posted by lucy_fan on June 14, 2008 at 8:14 a.m. (Suggest removal)

JohnQ- you sound like a broken record. If our posts bothered you do much, why did you keep coming back to this story to read them?? It's nice, once in a while, to have lighthearted converstations rather than heated ones. You really need to lighten up. Life is way to short to be so serious.

Posted by ForPnC on June 14, 2008 at 9:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

BTW - Is it just me or does she look like an Elfkin or Yard Fairy?

Posted by petiedog on June 14, 2008 at 1:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz who is going to break-in your home,trash the place, and smear blood all over the walls if I can't swim in your pool.