Dreaming of the big prize
Nearly 160 would-be models flock to auditions for television competition
By Kristen Hankla
The Post and Courier
Kendall Jones, (from left) Eugenia Holmes, Theresa Olenick and Erin Bunton await their turn Tuesday to audition for 'America's Next Top Model' at Tanger Outlet Center in North Charleston.
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About 160 women ages 18 to 27 strutted their stuff during the 'America's Next Top Model' casting call at Tanger Outlets in North Charleston Tuesday.
Before strutting down the makeshift runway, Nancy White explained why she wants to be a model.
"Because I already feel pretty, so why not share with everybody else?" the nurse from Holly Hill said.
White was one of about 160 young women who auditioned Tuesday for "America's Next Top Model" at Tanger Outlet Center in North Charleston. The popular reality show, created by supermodel Tyra Banks, follows a group of women competing for a grand prize that includes a contract with a top modeling agency.
Through casting calls across the country, producers will choose up to 14 contestants to move into one house and participate in posing competitions, catwalk critiques and photo shoots. Judges narrow the field by eliminating women each week.
About 75 women were waiting when the staff of the CW network showed up at 8:30 a.m., said local sales manager Kim Buck. Registration began at 10 a.m., and continued until about 2:30 p.m. A steady stream of would-be models came afterward but were directed to the network's Web site.
Those lucky enough to stay turned in a 15-page application, sashayed down a runway created by tape on the floor and then answered a few questions in front of a video camera. When asked to make a final plea to producers, they groveled.
"Please, please pick me," said Kendall Jones of Charleston. "I really, really want this. It would make my dreams come true."
The women had to be between 18 and 27 years old. The only physical requirement was a height of at least 5 feet, 7 inches.
Tuesday marked the fourth time Theresa Olenick has tried out. The other auditions were in New York City and Washington, D.C.
"I think I definitely have the potential to win," the 25-year-old Air Force veteran from Columbia said.
When asked whether she would try out next season if need be, Olenick said, "I have until I'm 27, so I think so. ... You never know 'til you try, right?"
As she changed out of her high heels and into her flip-flops, Chaquetta Richardson of Huger said she was nervous during the audition but thought it went well.
"You can only hope for the best, that you stood out in some way above the others," Richardson said. "That they saw something in you and wanted to give you a chance."
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10216340 (anonymous) says...
CB....LOL....I can't stand it. I don't mind so much Theresa's determination but dear Nancy.....please don't share so much.
July 16, 2008 at 7:16 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
geekboy (anonymous) says...
Nancy White explained why she wants to be a model. "Because I already feel pretty, so why not share with everybody else?"
LOL... talk about perpetuating the public conception of models being self-absorbed airheads.
What a tool.
July 16, 2008 at 7:35 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
"Before strutting down the makeshift runway, Nancy White explained why she wants to be a model.
"Because I already feel pretty, so why not share with everybody else?" the nurse from Holly Hill said."
OMG, quote of the month..lmao
"Tuesday marked the fourth time Theresa Olenick has tried out."
Honey, if they haven't picked you, they just might not. Ever. It's ok. You can stay home...and feel pretty.
July 16, 2008 at 7:51 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lmao @ CB!!
Did Mrs Beer try out? I hear you have a 26 y/o cutie pie. Lol (Kidding!)
July 16, 2008 at 8:03 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
I didn't bother watching it. I decided to play BI**H at my house all night and I feel good this morning.
I should have gone and model my over 200 frame and knocked all the prissy of the runway with my massive booty LOL
July 16, 2008 at 8:07 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Nurse Nancy..that is scary
July 16, 2008 at 8:28 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Hey Tammie! Tell me again why you and I didn't try out for this??? oh yeah. the age thing, right? *sigh* I never get to do anything fun. *pouting now*
July 16, 2008 at 8:29 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Oh, and Nancy dear. Pretty is as pretty does. Pretty young ladies don't go around bragging about how pretty they think they are.
July 16, 2008 at 8:33 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Well, in her defense-- :) she didn't say "I AM pretty"...she only said "I FEEL pretty".
After publishing her comment, the least the P&C could have done is provide us with a visual on her.....
but noooo...we are left just hanging...always to wonder just how pretty she really is....
July 16, 2008 at 8:41 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Hey Lucy, I am too old (I'll be 32 Tuesday and CB is throwing me a party on his yacht...lol). I meet and exceed the height requirement though! I can probably make it on "America's Next Top Pregnant and Over 30 Model"!
Tripsa sent me an email last night saying he was at the casting thingie with his cooler full of Franzia and Cold Duck. He had big fun. Lol
July 16, 2008 at 8:45 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie- I hate the age thing, don't you? I do meet the height requirement, though. And I'm not pregnant, thank God!!!
But.....they don't want me there. I'd make them all look bad. (jk!!)
And as far as Tripsa and his cold duck, no comment on that one!!
July 16, 2008 at 8:51 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Larz13 (anonymous) says...
Drag a $100 bill through a trailer park and see what you attract.....
July 16, 2008 at 8:55 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Coldbeer,
LMAO! Could you wait until after I have my decaf mocha latte before writing such hilarious dialogs for those Barbies? And the brain cell comment...that was tooooo much. Thanks for the laugh so early in the AM.
July 16, 2008 at 9:02 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
guidedbystewart (anonymous) says...
tripsa
These models may be self ebsorbed, but you calling them self absorbed is like the pot calling the kettle black.
You are on the site site making comments from sun up to sun down expressing your hot air, and if that isn't self absorbed, I don't know what is?
July 16, 2008 at 9:03 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Oh tripsa. Ya know, you are one of the very few that can actually make me at a loss for words...
They liked your legs better than your cold duck and franzia? Wow, must be some great legs. ;)
July 16, 2008 at 9:04 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
They have the show on..is it TVLand? The one with the older women modeling. Those ladies were beautiful. I'd just sooner sit on the sidelines and look at other people.
July 16, 2008 at 9:06 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
tallblonde (anonymous) says...
Nurse Nancy sounds as if she's one brain cell away from a twirl on the pole.
July 16, 2008 at 9:09 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Larz13 (anonymous) says...
When is the male modeling show comin'?
July 16, 2008 at 9:11 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nikkiP (anonymous) says...
OOoooh, I know what show your talking about, Tammie. I can't remember the name for it either. They also have a show where they take three or four average women and make them models for a day.
I like those, along with the recent Dove beauty campaign. I'm all about showing young girls that confidence is the most attractive thing you can have.
I find the height requirement mildly depressing. I'm 5'3". My dreams of being a super model/astronaut have been crushed. Damn, now I hafta think for a living.
July 16, 2008 at 9:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
LoL at tallblonde! That was funny!!!!
And CB, the banana comment was bad!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 9:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Larz, now you owe me a dollar for my lemonade...lol
July 16, 2008 at 9:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
LMAO, tripsa!!!!! I just choked on my Starbucks, thank you. Now you owe me a skinny latte. Hazlenut please. Thank you.
July 16, 2008 at 9:23 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Nikki, being tall is not all it's cracked up to be. I'm 5'10.5 and it's a b**ch trying to find pants that are long enough without looking like you need to put sugar on your shoes to sweet talk your pants down. But I digress. The Dove beauty campaign is cool too. I wouldnt be good on any modeling show, I HATE makeup. I'll wear chap stick and that's it. Maybe some clear mascara to seperate my eyelashes. That's it.
CB, you are wrong (no surprise...lol) It's be cool to see a male model show, there are some nice looking men in Charleston.
TallBlonde..lmao
July 16, 2008 at 9:23 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
"sweet talk your pants down" Now that's funny!!! I know how you feel, Tammie. I am 5'9 and I have the same problem. And everytime I put on a pair of high heels, I feel like an Amazon. But I love the way the look. And they make my legs look pretty good, if I say so myself. (oops! Gonna be accused of sounding like tripsa. Oh well, don't care!!)
July 16, 2008 at 9:28 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie- that would be a nice thing to watch. Especially if they model riding Harleys. (oops, there I go again!)
July 16, 2008 at 9:30 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
Sure. I'd walk down the runway and the first camera flash I see.... fling poo at them! Yeahhhhh.
I love how shows come here only after they've exhausted other venues.
July 16, 2008 at 9:32 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Weeee, go to the corner. You can't fling poo at everyone you see. Now be nice.
July 16, 2008 at 9:35 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
nikki,
I feel ya. I hate having to think for mysel....oooh pretty birdie. Hello birdie. ,,,Um, where was I? Oh that's right, today is Wednesday. If you have any other questions please refer them to Nurse Nancy! But hurry that one brain cell is depleting fast.
July 16, 2008 at 9:36 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Marianne0558 (anonymous) says...
Well finding pants when you're short is no fun either. Try being short and having an ass... either the pants are too small in the butt or too long and no one can tell if I have shoes...
Too lazy to hem...
July 16, 2008 at 9:36 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I wish I was there....to sit and observe folks......I got the height requirement and I got the attitude of Naomi Campbell.....don't want to go to jail though.....scratch Naomi CAmpbell from that thought...lol
July 16, 2008 at 9:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
I got a hand full of poo to fling at you, Lucy. (obviously not really....can you imagine how awful that'd be? hahahah)
Hmmm...bikes? I've been debating buying one. I wonder if that'd increase my "status" so I could then and only then feel pretty. NO POO ON MY SEAT!
July 16, 2008 at 9:42 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Girley,
You would have put this hat holders to shame!
July 16, 2008 at 9:43 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Weeee, that was mean!!!
Early- wash,rinse,repeat. I don't get it.
Marianne- try a hot glue gun. It really works. I've never had to hem my pants, but I did have to hem my hubby's once.
Weeee, I'm still not over that. *sniff, sniff*
July 16, 2008 at 9:49 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
OMG, you all are crazy..lmao
Marianne, I am tall with a "badunkadunk"...and NO hip action. Lol I have no stomach and I'll be 6 months preggie Sunday. I'm still jealous cause Lovely has one and I don't. But I digress. It's a b**ch when you're too tall for average jeans and too short for tall jeans. Can't they make "tween" sizes?!
*sigh*
July 16, 2008 at 9:50 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Lucy, she never got out of the shower because she kept repeating the process.
July 16, 2008 at 9:51 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Coldbeer, you are aweful. But I am sure Mrs. Beer is happy!
July 16, 2008 at 9:56 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Lovely, oh. I feel so stupid now. And for the rest of you- just in case- I am not a blonde.
Tammie- the tall jeans are where the stiletto heels come in to play. But you can't do that until after baby girl has arrived.
Weeee, you can come out of the corner now. And the bike thing just may help you feel pretty. Ya never know.
July 16, 2008 at 9:57 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Wow, that sucks, Coldbeer. What a shame :)
July 16, 2008 at 9:59 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
CB, big/tall store man.
Lucy, don't sniff too hard. You'll have poo smell stuck forever.
At least these girls have a chance..(I guess.) If I tried for a show like this, my app would be met with laughs.
You got crab grass.
July 16, 2008 at 10:01 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
It's okay Lucy. I'm sure no one noticed...Lol!
July 16, 2008 at 10:03 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Weeee, I'm over it now. No more tears in these beautiful eyes over you anymore. And I don't have crab grass. My grass is just perfect, thank you very much.
July 16, 2008 at 10:05 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Thanks, Lovely. Thanks.
July 16, 2008 at 10:06 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Girley, I would have been there talking about people..and hoping they dont "booty bounce" like Miss USA did...
July 16, 2008 at 10:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Over the years people have said(& continue to do so)we should get our daughters into modeling. We appreciate what we assume was meant as a compliment, but always said that was not something we felt compelled to encourage.
This started with one when she was in kindergarten. I think she was tempted at times to pursue it, but she has her college career on the front burner at present & we, her parents, like it that way! :) (besides, she only hit 5'4")
As our other daughter approached adolescence it was clear she had the perfect model's body-tall, naturally long & lean,healthy & physically fit (cross country/track runner}. It's hard for most females of any age not to be envious as she looks good in anything she puts on. (she is oblivious to this fact)
However, she's spent the summer taking Organic Chemistry I & II because she has wanted to be a veterinarian for as long as we can remember. We, her parents, think that regardless of her modeling potential, the path she has chosen is infinitely more rewarding on many fronts.
July 16, 2008 at 10:18 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
Oh Lord, you people are killing me today, and it's still early.
Seriously, I don't care for any of this. Women need to learn to like themselves for who they are and not for their looks.
Also, sticking your finger down your throat is so unappealing, not to mention a serious health issue.
If they were just judging on booties, then the competition would be tough in this area. Lots of big, bodacious booties around these parts.
I would sing "I like big butts....", but I don't care for them on men, and that's the only booties that I observe.
Tell these girls that their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and see what their reactions will be to that.
July 16, 2008 at 10:18 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
omg CB, push mower with motor or without? THEN, you can have a little strip of crab grass and judge them based on how well they cut it.
The losers get poo flinged at them.
July 16, 2008 at 10:20 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
So CB, are you meaning that if you wore a kilt (not saying you would..just IF) you'd be in jeopardy of an indecent exposure charge?
July 16, 2008 at 10:27 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
YALL ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY THIS MORNING! I will not revisit this thread until I finish drinking my coffee.
July 16, 2008 at 10:27 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
RTC- you are so right about loving yourself for who you are, and not for your looks. But everyone is so obsessed with whats on the outside, they never see what may be on the inside.
And, Weeeee, I'm beginning to worry about you. You seem to have an unusual obsession with poo. Are you ok?? Maybe you need to ease up on the metamucil a bit. Just trying to help.
July 16, 2008 at 10:29 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
I can't. And I will not revisit this thread either until I am done drinking my water.
July 16, 2008 at 10:32 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Girley and Tammie- CHICKEN!!!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 10:34 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
Tammie I am 5'2'' and I have the opposite problem I buy crop pants and the go to my ankles go figure.
July 16, 2008 at 10:37 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
kma71 (anonymous) says...
Tammie-that show on TV land is called "She's got the look." There are some HOTTIES over 40 on that show!
And ColdBeer-They should also see which of those trailer park cuties can chug a beer the fastest!
July 16, 2008 at 10:38 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
lucy_fan, I really get tired of seeing young women being ignored or criticized simple because they are not the cookie cutter epitomy of "beautiful".
Beauty comes in many different shapes and forms, and sorry to say, but many of these so called "beauties" couldn't pour water out of a bucket with directions on the bottom.
I'm not saying that a girl can't be pretty and smart, it's just that too much attention is focused on the outside and not on the beauty and character that lies within.
A person with a loving heart is so much more beautiful than a snotty "gorgeous" woman.
July 16, 2008 at 10:38 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
I wish women's pants were sold the same way. Why do manufacuturer's think we all have the same length legs?? My inseam is 33. It would make my life so much easier if womens pants were sized that way. But no, I guess that will never happen.
You must be really tall, CB.
July 16, 2008 at 10:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nikkiP (anonymous) says...
mmmm... I bought a pair of pants that are "short" and they're still so long I have to hem them. And just like marianne said, it sucks when you have a butt bigger than most white girls. The whole "if it fits here, it won't fit there" thing.
and inseam bigger than the waist? I hate men for that. Just about every guy I've dated is like that, and one of them still lives on an endles diet of pizza and hotdogs. Women on the other hand, will have that metabolism slow down at a much faster rate. Well, that and guys get to pee standing up.
And lovely, I'd go talk to nurse nancy, but I feel that a woman with that line of thinking (read: very very short, single line) won't be able to help much. I hope this "engineering" thing works out for me.
July 16, 2008 at 10:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Smart_Enough_2_Know_Better (anonymous) says...
Wow, some articles really make the claws come out, don't they? Meee-ow!
July 16, 2008 at 10:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nikkiP (anonymous) says...
I want to be on CB's show. I think I have the beer chugging thing down. what would the prize be? Maybe a case of miller?
July 16, 2008 at 10:42 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
kma71- there are some hotties over 40 around here, too!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 10:43 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
CB the reality show you have how many teeth will the girls have to have.
July 16, 2008 at 10:47 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
nikkiP- good point. Besides not finding them long enough, I have the added problem of them gaping at the back of the waist if they fit through the hips and butt. Just sucks, doesn't it. Men have it soooo much better than we do.
And the peeing standing up thing. That would come in handy at times.:)
July 16, 2008 at 10:47 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
CB, you're a perv, it's understood. :-)
Lucy, I had to chill from this article, I may have shorted out the computer in this office from laughing and liquid getting spit out. Couldn't risk a fire where *I* work...lol
KMA, thanks, I couldn't remember that show for the life of me. The women on there were GORGEOUS.
Poor Granny, at least you aren't my aunt, she can buy little boys/girls pants cause she's 4'11. Go figure.
I love me and my body, I think I'm kinda cute...although this baby girl brought stretch marks out of me that now make my belly look like I have a MapQuest map to Georgetown fully equipped with lakes, rivers, side streets, and construction zones highlighted. But once again, I digress.
I just dont think I have to be the next top model to prove that I'm a peach, ya know?
July 16, 2008 at 10:48 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
CB is either very tall, or he just has long legs and very little torso. Gee, I hope that's not the case, or else his pants would fasten just under his armpits.
CB, you better come on here and clarify, before people start thinking weird things about you.
Oh, wait a minute...... we already do that. :)
July 16, 2008 at 10:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie- you are cute. I wish I had the confidence you do. Keep it up, girl.
July 16, 2008 at 10:55 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
my daughter is 41 5 foot tall and 90 lbs she buys her clothes in the little girls dept too 10's and some 12's
July 16, 2008 at 10:56 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
"CB is either very tall, or he just has long legs and very little torso. Gee, I hope that's not the case, or else his pants would fasten just under his armpits."
Damnit RTC! I was doing good! Lmao
Next RSA meeting, we're going to have a "Mangeant". CB, come wearing your best leopard print Speedos, black church socks, and chanceletas. Ooh, and a trucker hat that says "Booty Hunter". I'll give you a 10.
July 16, 2008 at 10:59 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Man, granny- that must suck. Does she have any luck finding pretty clothes that don't feature cartoon characters, or, God forbid, Hannah Montana?
My oldest daughter is my height, 5'9" and blonde, blue-eyed and beautiful. My younger daughter is 5'2", dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and beautiful. They each have a hard time finding pants to fit- one too tall, one too short.
July 16, 2008 at 11:01 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
Must be nice. I could resort to throat-fingering to lose weight so I could be one of the beautiful people, but I never could vomit from that. Pretty sad when you fail at trying to make yourself gag.
July 16, 2008 at 11:02 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Where are you shopping CB?
My oldest son wears a 32W-34L & I never had a problem finding pants(jeans, khaki's, cords, dress) for him. Of course he's been getting his own clothes for the last couple of years, but he hasn't seemed to have had any problems.
The only problem he has is finding boxers with enough leg room. His waist is a medium but he has to buy large boxers because his thighs are very muscular.
I read that the average ht. for men is about 5'9"-5'10", & with obesity abounding it seems that a tall man with a trim waist size would not have a problem finding his size.
PS
The movies Braveheart & Rob Roy
did wonders for the appeal of kilts :)
July 16, 2008 at 11:04 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Thanks tripsa!!!! I needed that!!!!
CB- tell Mrs. Beer I am sooooo jealous. I have always hated being tall. She can wear those stilettos if she wants and doesn't have to worry about being too tall for her hubby. Must be nice. My hubby doesn't like me in heels just for that reason.
Tammie- I can't tell you what that visual just did to me. And my mascara. And eyeliner. And computer screen. Wasn't starbucks this time, tripsa took care of that earlier.
July 16, 2008 at 11:08 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
Weeeee the make an over the counter drug that help you do that
July 16, 2008 at 11:09 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Weeeee, as long as you don't make others gag, you're doing good.
July 16, 2008 at 11:10 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
AS long as the man is taller than me, with all of his teeth I don't care!
July 16, 2008 at 11:11 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
my husband is 6'4 and his pants is 42W 34L size 13 ring and size 11 shoe now try to shop for that its a nightmare
July 16, 2008 at 11:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nikkiP (anonymous) says...
Hey, bulimics make awful dates. Just go anorexic, because then the guy doesn't have to waste money on food you'll just throw up later.
That's my approach.
July 16, 2008 at 11:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Well, I'm off the the dentist to get a gold crown put on one of my back molars. Ya'll don't have too much fun while I'm gone.
Hum..., I wonder if I'll feel prettier after I get my new mouth bling? I'll let ya'll know.
July 16, 2008 at 11:14 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Oh Girley!! I agree, teeth is a must. How tall are you? I could'nt tell with those shoes you had on!
July 16, 2008 at 11:15 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
now my first husnad brfore he past away was 5'7 were 30W30L six 7 ring and size 8 shoe
July 16, 2008 at 11:16 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Bye, abitskeptical!!! I'm sure you will be very pretty with you new mouth bling!!!
July 16, 2008 at 11:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
husband* before* wore* spelling errors sorry
July 16, 2008 at 11:17 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lol @ abitskeptical
I miss wearing my 3.5 inch heels. I have a few more months before I am able to look like a giant again. Granny, tell your daughter it's cool to shop in the kids sextion...just dont come out with a Blue's Clues or a Dora outfit.
July 16, 2008 at 11:19 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
abitskeptical- they pawning in those gold crowns because they are worth money
Those crowns are worth $50... that lady that robbed the gas station for $20 might try to take you out!
July 16, 2008 at 11:20 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Larz13 (anonymous) says...
At the Al Parrish auction at the convention center, they were auctioning off his clothes and I one item was a pair of LEATHER pants (with elastic waist band) available. Don't know if anyone layed out the 75 bucks for them though.
July 16, 2008 at 11:22 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
granny's now-hubby sounds like me. 6'2"...46/32 (sometimes 30) 13 ring (I think) 10.5 (sometimes 11) shoe...*sigh yeah I'm a "big" guy
July 16, 2008 at 11:23 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
I gotta run, too. You ladies better tell me when you get together again. I want to meet ya'll, so I can laugh even harder. I promise to wear my Depends and not to snort and blow snotwads when I laugh.
July 16, 2008 at 11:26 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
UrGatorbait (anonymous) says...
ROTF at this thread. Great stuff.
July 16, 2008 at 11:28 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
my hubby also has the spae tire of a 747 and has to wear suspenders as well
July 16, 2008 at 11:28 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Okay, y'all are off the chain right now. I went to the restroom and to the snack machine and back to the restroom and come back and you guys have gotten close to 100 comments on ANTM board again today.
July 16, 2008 at 11:29 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
OMG Leatherpants with elastic for $75 from AL Parish...you sure that was not a boat cover?
July 16, 2008 at 11:30 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Larz13 (anonymous) says...
granny-
tell me that it is NOT the clip-on suspenders.
July 16, 2008 at 11:34 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Larz13 (anonymous) says...
AL's leather pants came with a leather sportcoat. Wonder how many cows had to perish (e.g. not Parrish) for that!
July 16, 2008 at 11:35 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Al Parish's leather pants were a tarp for Coldbeer's boat!!!
July 16, 2008 at 11:36 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Charles_Town (anonymous) says...
The funny part is all the criticism of those people out there at least trying for what they want.
July 16, 2008 at 11:38 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Loosen up Charles_Town. It's all in good fun.
July 16, 2008 at 11:41 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
kma71 (anonymous) says...
Posted by lucy_fan on July 16, 2008--
kma71- there are some hotties over 40 around here, too!!!!!
I would have to agree with that statement!! I know plenty of hotties over 40 myself!
I wasn't trying to insinuate anything!
July 16, 2008 at 11:49 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
LadyTarHeel (anonymous) says...
RTC: You are correct. There is nothing wrong with being beautiful and smart. I'm smart and I don't think I'm too bad looking. My boyfriend tells me I'm beautiful everyday (which he better or else:o)) It hasn't always been like that though. I started manipulating what I ate when I was in 9th grade because people made fun of me because I was chunky. It only got worse from there. Sometimes I wouldn't eat, other times I would binge and purge. It still affects me now, but I have it somewhat under control through therapy. I still don't like for people to stare at me since I gained weight from taking massive amounts of steroids. I like Top Model and all, but I think more can be done to promote acceptance of oneself regardless of whether you are a size 0 or a size 18 (like myself, but I am healthy, so it's really just a number).
July 16, 2008 at 11:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lmao...I walk away to do some work and damn, y'all are over 100 comments. Lmao
Larz and Girley...y'all are awful! But really, who'd buy some used leather pants with a matching jacket? No wonder beef went up...
Charles_Town, it's all in fun. I just don't think that a show is going to validate how I feel about myself. JMO
July 16, 2008 at 11:54 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Girley- the boat cover thing was hilarious!!
Weeeee, sounds like you fit the "big guy" requirements. It's all good.
July 16, 2008 at 11:55 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
kma71- it's fine!! I didn't think you were trying to insinuate anything!! :)
July 16, 2008 at 11:58 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Early- that was bad.
July 16, 2008 at noon ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lucy, Early IS bad. Lol
And LadyTarHeel, next time someone stares, flash 'em.
July 16, 2008 at 12:03 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
Let me say this- To all that tried up...represent SC well if you are picked...we do not need another cutie (Miss Teen SC) to talk about maps that children can't read or whatever she said retarded.
AS CoolFranknbeans's neighbor would say.. MY CHILD CAN READ!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie- you can't just go around flashing people any more than Weeeee can go around flinging poo.
July 16, 2008 at 12:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lucy, why not? Oh hell yeah, I'm over 30 now and gravity isn't my best friend anymore. Gee, thanks for the reminder Lucy!
July 16, 2008 at 12:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
damn if I flashed I would get road burn.
July 16, 2008 at 12:17 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Girley,
Don't...um..ya know...um..like get me started...because...on that...stupid...ah...you know, like...chick. She was beyond stupid. Ya know!
July 16, 2008 at 12:19 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie- you goose!!!! You just need to keeps those girls contained. Gravity has nothing to do with it!!
LMAO@ granny- come on, now!!
Archdude- some of us can't run really fast. What do you suggest for that??
July 16, 2008 at 12:22 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Archdude...I'd have to run hella fast. Lmao
July 16, 2008 at 12:24 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
walleyedwoman1215 (anonymous) says...
Tallblonde wrote: Nurse Nancy sounds as if she's one brain cell away from a twirl on the pole.
I just fell on the floor!!! Why are you posters not writing for sitcoms????
TB, thank you for the laugh of the day!
July 16, 2008 at 12:33 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Archdude: "hammocks or watermelon launching sling-shot bands than bras."
LMAO! You are so right! You can actually use some of them as baby swings.
July 16, 2008 at 12:35 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
archdude- you have no idea what those monstrosities feel like. As far as the hula hoop and shrink wrap, I'm very lucky that I'm not having too much of a gravity issue at this point. And I am well over 30, but much under 50.
But I will keep those suggestions in mind for when that day comes!!!! :)
July 16, 2008 at 12:37 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
lol @ archdude....you brought back some painful memories. I use to be huge until I lost a LOT of weight and when I was pregnant with my son I just knew I was going to topple over. I like being on the IBTC now!
At least you were in the bra section and not the big granny beige draws section...you could buy a pair of them and give it to Allwoman and Tammie as a child kanagaroo sling for their baby shower....those draws have the same elastic that Al Parish has on his leather pants so it's built Ford tough. Babies will be safe!
July 16, 2008 at 12:39 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Well, I have returned from the dentist & am so disappointed to report that, contrary to some really high hopes, I am not prettier & I don't even FEEL prettier after the addition of a gold crown on my back molar.
Girleygirl-unfortunately, ever so unfortunately, I know up close & personal what a gold crown "goes for"!
:)
Thanks for the warning about getting "taken out" for my very valuable mouth bling. I lead a pretty boring existence however & have never found myself in a Kangaroo gas station at 3am.
If, on the off chance I ever do though, I'll make sure not to go flashing my bling enhanced smile at anyone.
July 16, 2008 at 12:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
kma71 (anonymous) says...
Thanks lucy_fan-- I was just checking!
July 16, 2008 at 12:43 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Lol@ Girley- Good Lord!! I will NEVER EVER EVER wear those awful, hideous things as long as I live.
They would make a great baby sling, you are right!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:45 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nikkiP (anonymous) says...
Archdude: "hammocks or watermelon launching sling-shot bands than bras."
I want to try that... think they'd notice a hammock/bra in a cubicle?
July 16, 2008 at 12:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
kma71 (anonymous) says...
archdude--Itty bitty ti*ty commite!! LOL!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:48 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
IBTC
Itty Bitty T_ddy Commitee
July 16, 2008 at 12:48 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
IBTC is not a frozen yogurt shop.
July 16, 2008 at 12:48 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
No problem, kma71!!! Believe me, I woulda told ya!!!!
Welcome back, abitskeptical. I'm sure you look very pretty.
July 16, 2008 at 12:51 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
My younger daughter wears rocket launchers. I told her if her bra strap ever broke in a store should would wipe out at least two aisles. Lucky her, don't know where she got those weapons of mass destruction.
July 16, 2008 at 12:52 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Whoa-- that's kinda harsh, there, archdude.
RTC- you gotta come to the next RSA meeting!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:53 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
I am also a proud card carrying member of the IBTC. Who needs more than a mouthful.
July 16, 2008 at 12:55 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
Abit- I am looking out for your safety! LOL
All you need is Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson to sing the I'm so pretty song if you aren't sure....I think you look MARVELOUS!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:56 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Be careful, Lovely. Jonsey or somebody else is gonna be after you!!
Archdude- motor boat noises??? Are you in your teens???
July 16, 2008 at 12:58 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
No apology necessary, archdude. I wasn't offended, as I'm not a member of that particular club, never was, I'm afraid.
Ice cream?? you are too bad!! :)
July 16, 2008 at 1:01 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
lucy_fan, ya'll let me know when, and me amd my ibt's will be there.
I better get off of here, before my husband yells at me to get ready to go one more time. God, I hope it's not to another boring manstore.
July 16, 2008 at 1:02 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
I was just kidding, Arch!! And please, please don't do the vrooooom thing. That just gets me in trouble.
Help me out here, Tammie!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 1:03 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
you got it, RTC!! Have fun with the hubby!!
July 16, 2008 at 1:04 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Damn, now you ALL made me feel bad that I am VERY BLESSED in the "twins" department!!
*Runs away like Napoleon Dynamite*
*Comes back*
MY KID CAN READ! AND I STILL FEEL PRETTY!
*Runs away again*
July 16, 2008 at 1:07 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
archdude- Some stores, like Fredericks, go to F's, but that's as high as they go. At least that's all I've seen.
July 16, 2008 at 1:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
now now archdude and girly what have I done to you you have to make fun of my unmentioninable (Sling shots and brown granny pantyies )LOL
July 16, 2008 at 1:11 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
LMAO!
Tammie, wait come back!
*running after you "High School High" style!
July 16, 2008 at 1:11 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Don't worry Tammie. You and I will form our own club.
Arch- I asked you nicely. Now you've done it. Thanks a lot. And I've never been on one. (Which is probably a very good thing)
July 16, 2008 at 1:13 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I finally watched Napoloen and laughed so hard. I have an uncle that act just like Kit........
LOL @ Granny.....I don't know about archdude but I was trying to get some gifts for Tammie and Lovely babies!
July 16, 2008 at 1:16 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
I've seen them go as high as H's in the single letter category. But, I wouldn't see H if you put both of mine in the same damn cup!
July 16, 2008 at 1:16 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Lovely- H??? I bet those things were so ugly!!!! Can't have ugly unmentionables now. That just won't do!!
July 16, 2008 at 1:20 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Thank you, archdude. I have to keep it together since I am at work. *sigh* oh! oops!! I'm ok now!!
July 16, 2008 at 1:22 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Later, archdude. You have a great afternoon as well.
July 16, 2008 at 1:27 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
Aw, isn't that nice? This whole comments section had me eating salad for lunch. I'm sooooooo faaaaaat. Noooo you'reeee not. You know something is wrong when you have a caesar for lunch and it's not even on the "feel good about yourself" menu. (dressing was on the side)
Anyway, when I left there were approximately 90 comments. I came back just an hour later and this thread jumped by 40-50 comments. OMG what have you people been doing? haha
July 16, 2008 at 1:28 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Weeeee, just having fun!!!!!
Ceasar salad?? Yum! I have that at least twice a week for lunch.
July 16, 2008 at 1:33 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Lucy, they do actually look like you can fit a baby in them. The ones I saw had no lace and about 30 clips down the back. It was hideous!
July 16, 2008 at 1:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Weeee, keep on losing weight...they're going to have to weigh you at the post office before long.
I like my high number double digits. If they were kids, they'd read...and probaly drive too. But yet again, I digress.
July 16, 2008 at 1:41 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Lovely- I bet it was hideous. Thank goodness I'm not THAT big!!!
Tammie- what are we going to do with you???
July 16, 2008 at 1:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
Uh, I do hope you were leaning more towards the finger scales rather than the huge 1000 lb capacity scales they have right at the register.
July 16, 2008 at 1:50 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
I'm taping my girls for the next RSA meeting. With duct tape. And Saran Wrap. Y'all know I get my bras from the same place Al Parish shops for his tops...Tarps R'Us.
Yes, I AM that big!
July 16, 2008 at 1:50 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
Double letter and 5 snaps are not bad, and some are pretty with lace and patterns and colors. But ahhh for the day when I use to shop victora's. Now its lane bryant, panties 5 for 20.and double letter sling shots for 40 bucks yikes.
July 16, 2008 at 1:56 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
LMAO @ Tammie!! Tarps R Us!!!
Aww, Weeeee, you sound awfully forlorn. I'm sure she meant the smaller scale.
July 16, 2008 at 1:58 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Granny- no, double letters aren't bad at all. Victoria's have it in for double letters. They just don't carry many. Just not fair. But Fredericks does.
July 16, 2008 at 2:01 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Weeee, I meant the small package scale with the bubble wrap and the new stamp collection and the clerk says "Necks in line, may I heps you?"
July 16, 2008 at 2:03 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I wonder if those big draws come edible.....ehwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I will go stand in the corner
July 16, 2008 at 2:08 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
yes Girly in the corner head hung low LOL
July 16, 2008 at 2:10 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
A little. Post offices don't do the finger scales anymore. lol
July 16, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
I know this isnt on track but when is the full moon.
My grand daughter is due in two weeks just thought seh could go early.
July 16, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
jeff61 (anonymous) says...
Posted by Tammie on July 16, 2008 at 2:03 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Weeee, I meant the small package scale with the bubble wrap and the new stamp collection and the clerk says "Necks in line, may I heps you?"
LOL... you must be talking about the Goose Creek Post Office
July 16, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Jeff, that's Pinehaven also..lmao
July 16, 2008 at 2:14 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Y'all are soooo bad. Girley, don't even think about getting out of that corner!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 2:16 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tammie, isn't that place called Shipwreck Square now??
July 16, 2008 at 2:18 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Yes, Girley. You earned an all day corner visit!
July 16, 2008 at 2:18 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
Granny- just tell her to drink SOME castor oil.....I am just kidding but someone told me that and I drunk some and something came out for 12 hours but it was not a baby.
Someone did tell me that "old wives tail" and I don't know why I was a believer.
July 16, 2008 at 2:26 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
drank drunk whatever...I'm going back into my corner now...lol
July 16, 2008 at 2:30 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
Wow! Ya'll have really had some fun! I wasn't in the posting mood earlier as I'm feeling the after-effects of one too many jager bombs for my birthday last night.
I can't even direct a comment to anyone specific.
You all had me rolling... :)
They had a winner from one cycle that had tried out the cycle before and didn't make the final call. So maybe the 4th.5th.or 6th times the charm. :)
July 16, 2008 at 2:30 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Girley, aren't you supposed to be in the corner? Lmao
Shipwreck Square...lmao
July 16, 2008 at 2:32 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
MissPriss,
I love me some jager bombs. I was turned on to them by a group of young ladies when I was at the bowling alley one night. They are delicious.
As far as the girls that keep trying out for ANTM, there have been quite a few that keep fighting. Eventually they will be chosen They just have to wear Tyra and her gang down and they will get tired and say, "Ah, what the hell, let her come to the house!"
July 16, 2008 at 2:36 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Miss Priss, Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!
Sorry Gadsden. You missed it. Day late and dollar short, huh?
July 16, 2008 at 2:38 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
jeff61 (anonymous) says...
by Lovely_One on July 16, 2008 at 2:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)
MissPriss,
I love me some jager bombs. I was turned on to them by a group of young ladies when I was at the bowling alley one night.
Which Bowling Alley??
July 16, 2008 at 2:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
I am leaving for Va. this weekend, and hope she doesn't have the baby while I am gone. I want to be there I don't want to miss a thing. This will be my second great grand. Wasn't able to be there for the first one a boy. This one a girl.
Now back to the model thing I don't watch the show so sorry I cannot really comment on it
July 16, 2008 at 2:42 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Weeeee (anonymous) says...
lol @ castor oil
Girly was flinging poo for 12 hours. That's that hardcore weight loss.
July 16, 2008 at 2:42 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Gadsden,
You may take you place next to Girleygirl! Thank you.
July 16, 2008 at 2:43 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
For Mis Priss birthday, and our next outing, I am going to buy her a minderaser.....jager bombs are good but mind erasers sneak up on you!
Going back into the corner now.
July 16, 2008 at 2:44 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
jeff,
It was Ashley Lanes on A. Phos. Rd.
July 16, 2008 at 2:44 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
The Hayloft??? Shame. Shame. Shame, Gadsden!!
July 16, 2008 at 2:45 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
Thanks for the birthday wishes Lucy! I'm probably going to get picked on for saying this...but I actually like this show. Most of the models on there make me feel really good about myself and my IBT's. I do, however, think the show is a little tired after 10 cycles or however many.
Lovely,
I can drink some jager....it was just the random shots they kept making me...lol...and the pitchers of shots we kept ordering that have me feeling the way I do right now.
:)
July 16, 2008 at 2:45 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Happy Birthday, MissPriss!
July 16, 2008 at 2:45 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
LMAO @ Weee ....I really don't want to take your poo away from you, but you got me in stiches.
Going back to the corner and handing Lucy the poo!
Gadsden really need to go to the corner with his post warriors at that post office....
Weee u too!
July 16, 2008 at 2:48 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
MissPriss,
No worries! I watched it religiously, that is until that dang Whitney one this last one. I wanted Anya to win. I don't think I will be watching next season. Unless, of course, one of Charleston's finest (cough, cough) gets chosen.
July 16, 2008 at 2:49 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
ROFLMAO @ GADSDEN Please stop telling us about your medievel princesses!
Miss Priss I love the show too...my favorite was Kim from cycle 3 and my favorite winner was Selita
July 16, 2008 at 2:51 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
Sorry I just watch CSI and NCIS or the food network. Just not into those shows anymore. I use to watch survivor but it sucks now. And if there is nothing good on TV well me and hubby find things to do...........................................................oh like wash dishes clean the carpets. Oh I know what you all were thinking
July 16, 2008 at 2:54 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Prissylicious, today is your birthday?! Yayyyyy!!
Happy Bussday to youz!! Happy Bussday to youz!!
Mine is Tuesday, I'mma have a Jagerfrosty that night.
Gadsden, that is the post office across from the Naval Hospital. I went there once to drop off a letter and made the mistake of leaving my passenger window down...this man who smelled like a fresh combo of tinkle, poo, gin, and unwashed privates came to my window.."Ma'ath...you goth a quarterths?" I peeled off.
July 16, 2008 at 2:57 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Hey guys, we (well at least Gadsden, tripsa, and Early) are being talked about on the "Tourism" blog. They say that all of the sane people are over there discussing the "important" issues! As if models and boobs and bras aren't important!
July 16, 2008 at 2:57 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Tammie, don't stop at the Exxon on the corner. They come and ask crap like, "Can I pump your gas for $5" or "can I use my credit card to put gas in your car and you give me the cash? You can pump a few extra dollars if you like?" Crack kills, that's all I can say!
July 16, 2008 at 3 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Me???? Girley, why are you handing me the poo???? I don't want it!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 3:03 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
Jurrasic Park junkies after tammie- priceless
LOL
July 16, 2008 at 3:06 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Girl, I was scared, and I didn't have my monkeywrench with me!
And Gadsden should have some fun today, I know that one vein in his neck got a workout on yesterday with some of those cheeseheads on the Confederate flag blog. We're all entitled to kick back and cut loose once in a while. I do it everyday. I can't be serious all the time. I wouldn't be fun.
July 16, 2008 at 3:11 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
They are being kinda harsh over there. They are saying we have corncobs stuck up our butts. Oh well. C'est domage.
July 16, 2008 at 3:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
LMAO @ Girley
My birthday was yesterday! Happy Early birthday Tammie..Enjoy the momtini. :)
July 16, 2008 at 3:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
Hey guys Nwet or what ever his name is is talkig trash about our CB ,early and trpsa over at Tourism worker quits over outcry. I didnt say anything but who is that person
July 16, 2008 at 3:16 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Lucy, they are jealous that they don't have the camaraderie that we have.
July 16, 2008 at 3:17 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
we got corncobs stuck in our butt and yet they are scared of gay people visiting the state...
I rather have a free mind than being enslaved to ignorance.
July 16, 2008 at 3:18 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I rather have a free mind than being a slave to ignorance
July 16, 2008 at 3:20 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
jeff61 (anonymous) says...
Posted by lucy_fan on July 16, 2008 at 3:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)
They are being kinda harsh over there.
Yea Its farfallaspeak and her "herb" smoking buddies. Figures that the blog that bunch would be on.
July 16, 2008 at 3:20 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Oh well, Lovely is right. They are indeed jealous cause the cool kids are hanging out over here having a good ol time!!
Whats up, Jeff?? How is your day going?
July 16, 2008 at 3:25 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
HERB sniff is that what i was smellin gover there
July 16, 2008 at 3:28 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Gadsden,
Newt is a woman!
July 16, 2008 at 3:28 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Ah, the cool kids! Yes, Lucy, the ANTM blog where the cool kids go to play!
July 16, 2008 at 3:29 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
I just went over there to read up on things and I kinda got mad.....and let em have it....as nicely as I could put it.
back to the article:
I think the show will only survive a couple more cycles before America gets tired of it.
July 16, 2008 at 3:30 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Priss,
I read your post. I just tipped out of the room and slowly shut the door behind me, LOL!
July 16, 2008 at 3:35 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
MissPriss- Me too I did comment about it though.
July 16, 2008 at 3:36 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
I added one myself ;> (comment on the other article.)
July 16, 2008 at 3:43 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
"America's Next Top Welfare Recipient"
"America's Next Top Crack Ho"
"America's Next Top Wal-Mart Cashier who want to do more with her life but can't because she has too many babies and didn't finish high school so her education level is well below that of the reigning Ms. Teen SC who couldn't even answer a simple damn question and made the rest of our state look like Jethros and Ellie Maes and Bernadines and Cletuses. Damn her with her dumb ass!"
July 16, 2008 at 3:43 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
I had to say something too guess they will have comebacks for us all
July 16, 2008 at 3:44 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
LMAO @ y'all. Newt is cool with me. Everyone is entitled to their own thing but no one else reserves the right to bash anyone else. If Gadsden is a Christian and I'm an atheist (I'm not), I'm not going to bash him because he chooses to worship someone he can't see. That's HIS thing. When it gets that deep, there just comes a time to back your azz away from the computer, change your crusty draws and cut your grass.
July 16, 2008 at 3:49 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
LMAO at Lovely. I wasn't too mean. I wanted to be though. They just don't make any sense over there. They get so mad about us going a little bit off topic and then they turn around and blast us on another article like we only pick one article of the day to read and we won't ever know what they said. It's damn near ridiculous. Half the crap they spew from their keyboards doesn't make any sense and just proves to the rest of us posters just how low their IQ really is...That's all
July 16, 2008 at 3:55 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Tripsa- I loved your post. It's a shame some people can't let their hair down and lighten up a bit. I had a very stressful job, in season, and it's a great stress relief to be able to post comments on nonsense stories. As a result of my posting, I met 4 lovely and wonderful ladies last Saturday. Hopefully, I will be able to meet more of the posters on here the next time the RSA gets together.
July 16, 2008 at 4 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
MissPriss,
LMAO @ "...we won't ever know what they said." You are absolutely right. It's like we are in our own little world over here and we will never venture out to see the rest of it. And they blast us as if we were over here talking about anyone other than ourselves and these "pretty" young ladies that tried out for ANTM.
But like Tammie said, I am cool with Newt, I just don't like being trashed like that for no appearent reason!
July 16, 2008 at 4:01 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Lucy: "I met 4 lovely and wonderful ladies last Saturday."
ah, thanks Lucy, but who were the other 3 ladies?
Lol, just kidding ladies, I gots nuthin but love for you!
July 16, 2008 at 4:03 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lovely, you'z a hag for that one. Lol
July 16, 2008 at 4:10 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Tammie,
LOL! You know you love me. Quit playin'!
July 16, 2008 at 4:13 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lmao @ tripsa's post!!! For dumbness like that, it may be time for farfallatoquitspeaking!
July 16, 2008 at 4:13 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
tripsa,
All are welcome. We turn no one away. Well, except Jane. She scares up a bit!
And Tammie, all of you ladies are beautiful!
July 16, 2008 at 4:14 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Tammie,
She is a stay at home mom too!
July 16, 2008 at 4:15 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
grannyofsix (anonymous) says...
The one thing I like is most of us can agree or disagree and still get along .What I don't like, is those that disagree with name calling Then I get upset. Name calling isn't necessary we all have opinions and I respect what others have to say, even when it differs from mine. aAnd sometime I may even reconsider my own opinion because of it. But putting other down for enjoying something in these post that aren't really that important come on we can tall be wet blankets can we.
July 16, 2008 at 4:15 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
Well said grannyofseven :)
July 16, 2008 at 4:17 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
AMEN, granny! AMEN!
July 16, 2008 at 4:18 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Lmao @ Tripsa...see what happens when you go from boxed wine to grocery store wine? You think a lot clearly! Lol
The RSA means...you have to come to our next outing to find out what it is! LOL Tripsa, you can come and so can Gadsden. I dont think anyone else would object. We just hope Prissylicious and Grannyofalotofbebehs can come this time too!
I'm outta here, got class tonight. Plus I want a Jagerfrosty. Have a great evening everyone.
July 16, 2008 at 4:26 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Yes, of course you can come, tripsa. As for the RSA- we'll fill you in when we meet you. I'm looking forward to that!!
July 16, 2008 at 4:32 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Wow...this article is rivaling the NAACP boycott article in # of comments. I was gone just a while to take a carload of nice but unnecessary items to Goodwill & look what ya'll did.
BTW, while there I bought a couple of gorgeous blouses that someone else must have considered unnecessary & NOW I feel pretty. ...phew, what a relief.
July 16, 2008 at 4:34 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
If you all invite Jane, I am not showing up. She get mad at jokes so leave Olive Oil alone!
Tripsa we can't tell you what the RSA stands for until you show up. It's our little "hazing" membership
July 16, 2008 at 4:35 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I like shopping at the Goodwill! Buy clothes for the kids and me all the time. A pair of pants for $3.50 and a shirt for $2. I need to drop some stuff of too.
I do have some khacki style pants size 12 boys that if anyone may need them, you can have them. I can go in my son's closet and let you have them for school before I take them to the Goodwill......
I think farfella is talking about her many personalities.
July 16, 2008 at 4:41 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Girley,
I got first dibs on the stuff before you take them to Goodwill! Lol! I ain't joking either.
tripsa,
We will private message you and you damn well better put on clean undies!
July 16, 2008 at 4:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Abitskeptical- I'm so glad you feel pretty now. Wish I did. Maybe after my manicure and pedicure I will.
I;m not sure I know who Jane is. But if girley doesn't like her, I probably won't either.
July 16, 2008 at 4:47 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
MissPriss (anonymous) says...
Hey Tripsa,
I have to wonder how many times you leave the house without clean underwear on.....? LoL
July 16, 2008 at 4:47 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
lucy,
One day we'll introduce you to Jane, on here not in person, and you will understand.
July 16, 2008 at 4:49 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Works for me Lovely. And tripsa- are you planning on us taking a gander at your undies?? If so, no titey whities, please.
July 16, 2008 at 4:53 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lucy_fan (anonymous) says...
Well, goodnight all. Going to get my nails and toeneys painted. Red, I think that's what Early likes!! (jk!)
July 16, 2008 at 4:54 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
eyfigueroa (anonymous) says...
abitskeptical: which goodwill? LOLOL
"...arguing on the internet is like the special olympics: no matter who wins, you're still retarted."
MY LORD THAT WAS GENIOUS!!!!!!
July 16, 2008 at 4:54 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
I will gather up the clothes for you then Lovely! I don't dislike her but she is weird ..too damn weird for me and her views are ....warped
July 16, 2008 at 4:55 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
abitskeptical,
How did I miss the 'special olympics' comment? That was priceless!
July 16, 2008 at 4:56 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Thanks Girley. I am calling it a day. Catch you guys on the next laid back story!
July 16, 2008 at 4:57 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
I love clearing out the closets & dressers & attic & garage. The Shakers were onto something...minimal "stuff".
Before I load up my car & head to Goodwill I stand back & admire the "largeness" of the pile that I have rounded up...although it does nothing to make me feel pretty, it does give me a great sense of accomplishment..which is almost as important as feeling pretty :)
However, when I return from Goodwill, I look around my house & I swear the stuff that got left behind multiplies out of revenge, because the house isn't as cleared out looking as it should be relative to the pile that was hauled out of here.
July 16, 2008 at 5 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Girleygirl (anonymous) says...
Tripsa leave free willy out of this! lol
July 16, 2008 at 5:01 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Lovely_One-- wish I could take credit for the special olympics comment but its not mine...I missed it too
July 16, 2008 at 5:04 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
Oh my. Everytime I have to leave this place goes crazy.
abitskeptical, I keep taking stuff to Goodwill, but it doesn't help. The closet is still too full. I feel really bad, because I have three fourths of a big walkin closet and my husband gets the last quarter. I can't understand why this is because I have nothing to wear.
Me thinks I need to look at these clothes more closely.
I may be trying to hang on to those "younger" woman things.
Sorry, I just can't go the polyester pull on pants and tunic tops routine.....yet.
July 16, 2008 at 5:51 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
RTC:
I had our last baby 10 days after I turned 40. When he was 2 or so I joined a gym--didn't want people to think his grandmother was dropping him off when he started 1st grade. After a year or so at the gym I was back into the size I wore at 25.
A couple of yrs after that, while on a family trip to Florida I made some comment about feeling old & frumpy in the middle of bikini-ville. My oldest, then a 16 yr old boy said, "But Mom, you shouldn't feel that way. All my friends think you are hot".
My initial reaction was a flattered "Really?".
He said, "Yeh, they tell me that all the time."
I said,"Oh, honey, I'm sorry".
Then he said, "That's OK. Its kind of funny".
& with that, I was brought back to earth! :)
All of this is a lead into saying, something major has happened over the last few yrs such that most cloths in my closet seem to have gotten smaller & I'd be comfortable betting my life that my son does not hear that comment anymore!!!
I've wondered if my clothes shrink in the heat when I leave the house & cut off the AC :) I've been told this theory is a bit off.
Finally had to break down & buy a few cloths with a larger number on the tag...
But wait, I have another theory: If I give away all of my skinny clothes, then the extra pounds will automatically follow them. Sounds good, right?
July 16, 2008 at 6:56 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
RTC (anonymous) says...
abitskeptical, I had my last child right before I turned 30, so I have no excuse to be retaining any extra weight.
I do believe that after childbirth your metabolism must change. Last year my son saw me make that mad dash to the laundry room wearing just my jeans and a bra. I had lost alot of weight and was feeling really skinny. I heard him say to a friend on the phone that if his mom hadn't have had kids then she would have a six-pack. I think that was a supposed to be a compliment.
As menopause is knocking at the door, I am predicting that weight loss will soon become an obsession for me.
God, I hate getting old.
July 16, 2008 at 7:26 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
moonpie (anonymous) says...
My God 300 post on this crap! Why don't you people call each other on the phone or IM each other and leave the post for posting...??
Was some funny stuff on here though.
July 16, 2008 at 8:28 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
moonpie-what would you like to see posted on an article such as this?
What exactly do you mean by "...leave the post for posting..."??
I dare say, that is what most of us people thought we were doing.
July 16, 2008 at 8:58 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Oh, sorry Gadsden. The special olympics comment was funny as heck!!!
July 16, 2008 at 9:20 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Well, moonpie, I am sorry if our postings bothered you, you could have opted to not "post" a comment adding to the almost 300 total if you had chosen to. But alas, you decided to post a comment that wasn't related to the story that you could have very well sent to us privately. Go figure.
July 16, 2008 at 9:22 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Hey tripsa. I see you guys are still at it over there. Lol!
July 16, 2008 at 9:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Is he serious? Lol! So, it looks like farf got another name? CRA-ZEE!
July 16, 2008 at 9:53 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Lovely_One (anonymous) says...
Good night, tripsa. You fought a good fight bud!
July 16, 2008 at 10:10 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
abitskeptical (anonymous) says...
Goodnight all
I must go get my beauty rest so I can feel pretty tomorrow......
July 16, 2008 at 10:16 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
justmyopinion7 (anonymous) says...
STUUUUUPPPPPPPIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD
July 17, 2008 at 12:59 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Tammie (anonymous) says...
Sounds like someone's just mad cause they dont have a rapport with others like we do. Moonpie, if you'd quit being such a weiner, maybe we'd invite you to things. But you'd be the one to come out your mouth wrong and someone would clock you and we can't save you. Sorry honey.
July 17, 2008 at 12:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
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