UNION, S.C. -- A man from Union has been arrested after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
Union County sheriff’s deputies say 34-year-old Christopher Brannon was arrested Saturday and charged with malicious damage to property.
Authorities say a woman reported seeing Brannon wiping something on the back windshield of her SUV. The woman found a greasy film on the glass and a piece of buttered toast on the ground nearby.
Brannon was arrested and released from jail on a personal recognizance bond. It wasn’t known if he had an attorney.
Damage to the SUV was estimated at $1. A sheriff’s report did not mention a motive.