'Spy Kids: All the Time in the World'; 'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark'
'Spy Kids: All the Time in the World'
Rating: PG for mild action and rude humor.
What it's about: Kids are called on to spy when their secret-agent mom gets into a fix.
The kid attractor factor: Spying kids experienced in 4-D, aka 3-D plus "Aroma-Scope" scratch-and-sniff cards.
Good lessons/bad lessons: Wasting time is a major crime -- to some.
Violence: Slapstick.
Language: Pretty clean, aside from jokes about bowel movements and vomit.
Sex: Nary a hint.
Drugs: None.
Parents' advisory: Harmless enough to be suitable for all ages, though the gimmicky scratch-and-sniff cards aren't worth the extra admission costs.
'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark'
Rating: R for violence and terror.
What it's about: A little girl comes to live with her dad in the mansion he's fixing up, and she starts hearing and seeing little people.
The kid attractor factor: A small child is menaced by tiny beasties.
Good lessons/bad lessons: Sometimes it's OK to be afraid of the dark.
Violence: Quite a bit of it, some of it bloody.
Language: Everyone's too scared to swear.
Sex: None, even though dad's girlfriend is Katie Holmes.
Drugs: None to speak of.
Parents' advisory: Harrowing, gory and entirely too terrifying for any child under 13.
